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And here are some more miscellaneous quotes - from various TV shows and movies this time.
Enjoy!
These are small pearls of wisdom and humor from copyrighted sources, however they are presented for your amusement and are not meant to infringe on any copyrights/trademarks/servicemarks or other legal stuff.
--Olivia
Notable Quotables from Various Sources
"You want your friend back. The authorities shined you on. So you went out and hired a bunch of gunfighters. Now, if you wanted somebody with good manners you should have hired an English butler." Hannibal Smith, "Mexican Slayride", (pilot) The A-Team
"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong." John Crichton, "Farscape" pilot episode
"Don't move, or I'll…fill you full of little yellow bolts of light!" --John Crichton, "Farscape", pilot episode
"I don't get out much, so I read." --Pilot, "Revenging Angel", Farscape
"By the yotz! Run. Fight. Surrender. Pick one!" --Rygel, "Look at the Princess", Farscape
"Aeryn, I want to talk!" --John Crichton
"I want to talk less!" --Aeryn Sun
"We tried that, it leads to kissing." --John, "Look at the Princess", Farscape
"These things (ZPMs) usually plug and play, this must be using an old version of Windows." --Rodney, "Childhood's End", Stargate: Atlantis
"I think it's a time machine." -DangerMouse
"DM, I thought clocks were time machines." -Penfold
"Not that sort of time machine, the sort that takes you through time." --DangerMouse
"Oh, like that Doctor." --Penfold
"Who?" --DangerMouse
"Can't remember." --Penfold, "The Hickery Dickery Dock Dilemma", DangerMouse
"It says here, Name: Danger powers." MOD Guard
"Danger is my middle name." --Austin Powers
"Ok, 'Austin Danger Powers'." -- MOD Guard
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
"Now, Mr. Evil..." UN Leader
"Doctor Evil, I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mister, thank you very much." --Doctor Evil
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." --Doctor Evil
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"All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism." --Doctor Evil
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"Aren't you going to watch them? They could get away!" --Scott Evil
"No, no, no, no, I'm going to leave them alone, and not actually witness them dying, I'm just going to assume it all went to plan. What?" --Doctor Evil.
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
"Dead?" --Buffy
"Totally dead, way dead." --Cordelia
"So not just a little bit dead, then?" --Xander, "Welcome to the Hellmouth", BtVS
"I laugh in the face of danger-- then hide 'til it goes away." --Xander, "The Witch", Buffy - The Vampire Slayer
"This computer invasion that Willow is performing on the coroner's office, one assumes it is entirely legal?" --Giles
"Of course." --Willow
"Entirely." --Buffy
"Right, wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you." --Giles, "Teacher's Pet", BtVS
"What would Quincy do, or Owen, MD, or James Herriot in a crisis?" --Carl Palmer
"Owen, MD would check for a pulse, Quincy would probably do an autopsy, and James Herriot'd stick his hand up his arse." Mark, Catterick, BBC 2004
"I had just arrived to check in when I was attacked, suddenly, and from above, by what I can only describe as the top third of a Dalek!" Tony, Catterick, BBC 2004
"I thought ridding the world of Evil would feel better than this." Tessa, Highlander (the Series)
"I shall go to London, disguise myself as a boy, and seek my fortune!"-- Kate, "Bells", Blackadder II
"I'd like to see the Spaniard who can make his way past me!" --Lord Percy (Tim McInnery)
"Well, go to Spain, there are millions of them!" --Blackadder, "Bells", Blackadder II
"I seek information about a wise woman." --Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson)
"The wise woman? The wise woman?" -- Young Crone
"Yes, the wise woman." --Blackadder
"Two things, Lord, must ye know of the wise woman. First...she is... a woman! And second, she is..." --Young Crone
"Wise?" --Blackadder
"Oh, you do know her, then?" --Young Crone, "Bells", Blackadder II
"She's got the tongue of an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!" --Lord Flashheart (Rik Mayhall) "Bells", Blackadder II
"But I can't run in this frock! You see, I've found I actually prefer wearing boys clothes!" --Kate/Bob
"Weird -- I always feel more comfy in a dress!" --Lord Flashheart, "Bells", Blackadder II
"And they've [the Russians] overthrown Nicholas the Second who used to be bizarre!" --Baldrick
"Who used to be THE CZAR, Baldrick." --Cap't Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), Blackadder Goes Fourth
"Mickey Mouse time." --Jake
"Yes, well, someone better point out this isn't Disneyland." --Neil Burnside, "First Principles", (pilot) The Sandbaggers
"You should only volunteer when you really mean it." --Willie Caine, "First Principles," The Sandbaggers
"Special operations doesn't mean going in with your guns blazing, it means special planning, special care, fully briefed agents in possesion of all possible alternatives, if you want James Bond go to your library, but if you want a successful operation, sit at your desk and think, and then think again." --Burnside, explaining his philosophy as Director of Operations (D-Ops) for MI6, "First Principles", The Sandbaggers
"Sir, the SPT, it worries me-- I mean, they aren't trained in hijacks--it's a very specialised subject." --Mike
"It takes four and a half hours to fly to Istanbul." --Burnside
"Yes." --Mike
"Then you'd have four and a half hours to teach them." --Burnside, "Decision by Committee", The Sandbaggers
"Now, make up your mind, buster. I can go aft, or I can pee here-- only it's going to smell." --Karen Milner, "Decision by Commitee", The Sandbaggers
--Olivia
