olivia_sutton: (TomBoy)
  • Title:  Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
  • Director:  Jay Roach
  • Date:  1997
  • Studio:  New Line Cinema (et. al.)
  • Genre:  Comedy
  • Cast:  Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Seth Green, Carrie Fisher, Michael York
  • Format:  Color, Widescreen
  • DVD Format:  NTSC, R1  (My DVD is double-sided, widescreen on one side, standard on the other -- I hate that!)

"Now, Mr. Evil..." UN Leader
 
"Doctor Evil, I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mister, thank you very much." --Doctor Evil

"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."  --Doctor Evil
...
"All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism." --Doctor Evil
...
"Aren't you going to watch them?  They could get away!" --Scott Evil
 
"No, no, no, no, I'm going to leave them alone, and not actually witness them dying, I'm just going to assume it all went to plan.  What?" --Doctor Evil.

The first and best of  the three Austin Powers movies -- it's also a fantastic parody of  the James Bond franchise (Esp. Dr. No and Goldfinger), the Matt Helm series (The Silencers, Funeral in Berlin, etc -- and yes, unfortunately I did have to look that up), Our Man Flint/In Like Flint, and The Ipcress File and it's sequels.  Plus TV shows like The Avengers and Laugh-In.  (Yes, the scene breaks with the dancing and psychedelic background come from TV's Laugh-In) But the movie is also a fish out of water story, and even a bit of a romance.  Plus it features a lot of great music and I really wish the soundtrack was available, even though I have about half the music already.

Austin Powers features what you'd expect in a parody of  James Bond films - sight gags and clever word play, such as the name of  Michael York's "M"-like character - "Basil Exposition", which is a great name for the guy who explains what's going on and gives Austin his assignment.  One thing Austin Powers does particularly well is play on the sexual innuendo of the James Bond films but often visually, using suggestive objects to cover a "naked" Austin or Vanessa in the background.  And then there's "Alotta Fagina" - Number Two's confidential secretary.  But seriously, is "Alotta Fagina" any worse than "Pussy Galore" from one of  the Bond films?  And where many of the Bond films have been rated R -- Austin Powers is rated PG-13.

Austin is Britain's number one secret agent (or International Man of Mystery, as the film calls him) in the 1960s, but when his nemesis, Dr. Evil escapes by freezing himself, Austin also has himself  frozen.  When Dr. Evil returns in 1997 - Austin is woken up as well.  Both Austin and Dr. Evil have trouble adjusting to the 90s.  Dr. Evil has trouble coming up with a plan to bribe the world -- since many of the plans he comes up with have already happened.  Austin's extravagant look and sexually-charged behaviour don't fit in, either.  Austin flirts with Ms. Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley), the daughter of  his old partner Mrs. Kensington (played by Mimi Rogers in a black leather cat suit as a wonderful reference to Mrs. Peel of  The Avengers), but she is having nothing of his sexual references that, really, could almost be called harrassment, though Austin doesn't know any better.  Gradually, Austin learns and also wins over Ms. Vanessa Kensington.

Meanwhile, Dr. Evil has his own troubles, trying to get to know his teenaged/young twenty-something son, Scott (Seth Green).  They even give group therapy a try and the therapist is Carrie Fisher!

As Austin is adjusting to life in the 90s, he's sent to Las Vegas with Vanessa to undercover Virtucon - Dr. Evil's lair, headed by Number Two, played by Robert Wagner.  In Las Vegas, Austin starts to realize just how out of step he is with the times, as Vanessa gets angry at him for sleeping with Alotta, and bar-hoppers poke fun at his outfit.  The scene that really defines Austin is as he's sitting alone in his hotel room, trying to catch-up -- he puts a CD on a record player, and of course it scratches.  He makes a list of  famous friends of his, all of whom are dead, he even sits and watchs a videotape of  great events of  the last thirty years that he missed.  Vanessa catches the melancholy Austin and they make-up and go after Dr. Evil at his lair.

Dr. Evil's plan, of sending a missle to the core of the earth causing every volcano on the planet to erupt - comes straight from Dr. No, as does the costumes and set -- the James Bond parody of the movie (that and Dr. Evil's white Persian cat in the opening sequence).  While trying to stop Dr. Evil, Austin and Vanessa are caught and escape.  They split up and Austin encounters the Fembots (which I actually loved!), Austin defeats the Fembots with a strip tease of  his own - both funny, and kinda' neat (neither Austin nor Mike Myers are on the Top Ten sexiest men list, now are they?) - yet, sexy.  But, I also loved how Vanessa actually trusted Austin enough to believe him.

In the end, Austin actually marries Vanessa -- another great thing about this flim.  I mean, seriously, does James Bond ever marry the women he messes around with?  (With the exception of  On Her Majesty's Secret Service -- and the girl, Bonanza-like, dies immediately)  And the relationship between Vanessa and Austin is an important part of the film.  Also important, is the dysfunctional relationship between Dr. Evil and Scott Evil.

Vanessa, her mother, and even Frau Farbissina, are also all strong, professional women - portrayed wonderfully.

Overall, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery is a fun film to watch.  I've seen it several times and always enjoy it.  There are several great lines.  The cast, including the cameo cast, is brilliant, and, personally, I also enjoyed the "Swinging 60s" music.  When watching the film, be sure to watch all of the credits to catch Mike Myer's "BBC One" music video.

Recommendation:  See it!
Rating:  5 Stars (out of 5)
Next Film:  Austin Powers:  The Spy Who Shagged Me
olivia_sutton: (David Hewlett)
Hi all,

And here are some more miscellaneous quotes - from various TV shows and movies this time.
Enjoy!
These are small pearls of wisdom and humor from copyrighted sources, however they are presented for your amusement and are not meant to infringe on any copyrights/trademarks/servicemarks or other legal stuff.

--Olivia

Notable Quotables from Various Sources

 

"You want your friend back.  The authorities shined you on.  So you went out and hired a bunch of gunfighters.  Now, if you wanted somebody with good manners you should have hired an English butler."   Hannibal Smith, "Mexican Slayride", (pilot) The A-Team

 

"Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong." John Crichton, "Farscape" pilot episode

 

"Don't move, or I'll…fill you full of little yellow bolts of light!" --John Crichton, "Farscape", pilot episode

"I don't get out much, so I read."  --Pilot, "Revenging Angel", Farscape

 

"By the yotz! Run. Fight. Surrender. Pick one!" --Rygel, "Look at the Princess", Farscape

 

"Aeryn, I want to talk!" --John Crichton

"I want to talk less!" --Aeryn Sun

"We tried that, it leads to kissing." --John, "Look at the Princess", Farscape

 

"These things (ZPMs) usually plug and play, this must be using an old version of  Windows." --Rodney, "Childhood's End", Stargate: Atlantis

 

"I think it's a time machine." -DangerMouse

"DM, I thought clocks were time machines." -Penfold

"Not that sort of time machine, the sort that takes you through time." --DangerMouse

"Oh, like that Doctor." --Penfold

"Who?" --DangerMouse

"Can't remember." --Penfold, "The Hickery Dickery Dock Dilemma", DangerMouse

 

"It says here, Name:  Danger powers."  MOD Guard
"Danger is my middle name."  --Austin Powers

"Ok, 'Austin Danger Powers'." -- MOD Guard

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

 

"Now, Mr. Evil..." UN Leader
"
Doctor Evil, I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mister, thank you very much." --Doctor Evil
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

 

"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."  --Doctor Evil

...

"All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism." --Doctor Evil

...

"Aren't you going to watch them?  They could get away!" --Scott Evil
"No, no, no, no, I'm going to leave them alone, and not actually witness them dying, I'm just going to assume it all went to plan.  What?" --Doctor Evil.

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

 

"Dead?" --Buffy
"Totally dead, way dead." --Cordelia
"So not just a little bit dead, then?" --Xander, "Welcome to the Hellmouth", BtVS

 

"I laugh in the face of danger-- then hide 'til it goes away." --Xander, "The Witch", Buffy - The Vampire Slayer

 

"This computer invasion that Willow is performing on the coroner's office, one assumes it is entirely legal?" --Giles
"Of course." --Willow
"Entirely." --Buffy
"Right, wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you." --Giles, "Teacher's Pet", BtVS

 

"What would Quincy do, or Owen, MD, or James Herriot in a crisis?" --Carl Palmer
"Owen, MD would check for a pulse, Quincy would probably do an autopsy, and James Herriot'd stick his hand up his arse." Mark, Catterick, BBC 2004

 

"I had just arrived to check in when I was attacked, suddenly, and from above, by what I can only describe as the top third of a Dalek!" Tony, Catterick, BBC 2004

 

"I thought ridding the world of Evil would feel better than this." Tessa, Highlander (the Series)

 

"I shall go to London, disguise myself as a boy, and seek my fortune!"-- Kate, "Bells", Blackadder II

 

"I'd like to see the Spaniard who can make his way past me!" --Lord Percy (Tim McInnery)
"Well, go to Spain, there are millions of them!"  --Blackadder, "Bells", Blackadder II

 

"I seek information about a wise woman." --Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson)
"The wise woman?  The wise woman?"  -- Young Crone
"Yes, the wise woman." --Blackadder
"Two things, Lord, must ye know of the wise woman.  First...she is... a woman!  And second, she is..." --Young Crone
"Wise?"  --Blackadder
"Oh, you do know her, then?" --Young Crone, "Bells", Blackadder II

 

"She's got the tongue of an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!" --Lord Flashheart (Rik Mayhall) "Bells", Blackadder II

 

"But I can't run in this frock!  You see, I've found I actually prefer wearing boys clothes!" --Kate/Bob
"Weird -- I always feel more comfy in a dress!" --Lord Flashheart, "Bells", Blackadder II


"And they've [the Russians] overthrown Nicholas the Second who used to be bizarre!" --Baldrick
"Who used to be THE CZAR, Baldrick." --Cap't Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), Blackadder Goes Fourth

"Mickey Mouse time." --Jake
"Yes, well, someone better point out this isn't Disneyland." --Neil Burnside, "First Principles",  (pilot) The Sandbaggers

"You should only volunteer when you really mean it." --Willie Caine, "First Principles," The Sandbaggers

"Special operations doesn't mean going in with your guns blazing, it means special planning, special care, fully briefed agents in possesion of all possible alternatives, if you want James Bond go to your library, but if you want a successful operation, sit at your desk and think, and then think again." --Burnside, explaining his philosophy as Director of Operations (D-Ops) for MI6, "First Principles", The Sandbaggers

"Sir, the SPT, it worries me-- I mean, they aren't trained in hijacks--it's a very specialised subject." --Mike
"It takes four and a half hours to fly to Istanbul." --Burnside
"Yes."  --Mike
"Then you'd have four and a half hours to teach them." --Burnside, "Decision by Committee", The Sandbaggers

 

"Now, make up your mind, buster.  I can go aft, or I can pee here-- only it's going to smell." --Karen Milner, "Decision by Commitee", The Sandbaggers

That's all for today folks.  Future updates will include "Galaxy Quest", "Max Headroom:  20 Minutes into the Future", "The Piglet Files" and more.   For info on the series these quotes come from, leave a comment.
--Olivia

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